Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

masti-cry

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

by Careless1 March 5, 2015

Cry Style

happens when someone is playing a game and gets pwned very badly and starts making excuses as to why he got his ass handed to him

T1m3keeper has defeated you
VenoM: butterfly moar
T1m3keeper: cry style moar

by AdarMalik January 2, 2009

girls band cry

Anime that tell kids to stay in school.

Ey bro stay in school or you join girls band cry.

by willywillycow September 10, 2024

Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Cry

When urban dictionary doesnt add your definitions

I just cried,
I will cry again because the past tense of cry means i cant add the definition

by Unge_smegmaburger February 15, 2019

Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.

Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.

by sysDump July 5, 2018