Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. by bigthunker November 7, 2020
Get the Keep the dog off the half pipemug. A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.
by MirrianaPudget February 15, 2024
Get the Heart Dogmug. 
by United States Department of Eg September 6, 2020
Get the Hot dogmug. A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.
by KINGrude November 5, 2017
Get the Clevland Chili Dogmug. Dogs are humans lifeline, they are basically the blood rushing through or body when it comes to happiness! Don't have a dog? Get one! Chihuahuas are the tank in a army with dogs, they have sharp teeth that can penetrate through almost anything! Big dogs act weak and frail while tiny dogs act like they are the boss! I love dogs, so you should too! Unless you have a cat, that's the dogs worst enemy!
by Peanut the Chihuahua May 26, 2023
Get the Dogsmug.