Face Wedgie

Is when someone has no teeth in their mouth so their jaw starts losing muscle tone and everytime they eat their bottom lip starts eating their face.

Larry won't wear his teeth when he eats and he keeps giving himself a face wedgie.

by Becca Licious April 21, 2011

Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

Face Kid

Any person at any place at any time doing anything with a face

hey look at that kid over there with a face..... hey there faggot face kid!

by Face Kid December 25, 2009

Face

It can mean anything and everything

You know whats funny? Face!

by loter otor March 16, 2022

what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

Resting Baby Face

When a baby always has a mean face or angry look.

Wow ur baby has resting baby face

by Chrissy Sweet May 18, 2022

Shit faced

Shit faced

When drinking too much or smoking too much the person becomes so fucked they call him/her shit faced

by lil pipe June 23, 2018