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doodle dog

doodle dogging is the process of "finishing" in her mouth and doing it while shes on her period and her blood turning a different color.
guy: you wanna have sex with me?
girl: idk man im on my period
guy: cmon it will be fun
girl: ok..
guy: ok im gonna doodle dog you
girl: moans
guy: you blood is turning orange
by doodle dog November 8, 2022
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Mixing Dog Breeds

The Cause of culture and races fusing or merging together, to make the common words "diversity " or "multicultarism".
Also mean't by the far too extreme, nice governments like for example: " Sweden is safe place for refugees taking shelter, high tolerance and progressive thinking between its people, safe space for all communitys, culture and gender marxism, high bomb count (16) per month, high rape count, first-failing femenist government in control, violent protest's, and immigrant attacks.

By other places around the world, Germany , having 15.7 million migratory people, Muslim origin were more likely to commit acts of violence than other young Germans., fake Germans allowed to be labeled as one of Germany, low enforcements,citys torn by riots by activists, immagrants speaking little german and little contact with its culture. Other parts in Europe and in the world like the U.S, might evolve to this state that is leaving over concentrated blueberry jam and mixing it with peanut butter , sounds de-licous, but can cause consequence to the original 1 flavor taste.

causing blend and mixing and losing cherished culture of the original pure breed, we refrain to use a word that describes the cause of mixing culture and making mutts , we are surely to use, "Mixing Dog Breeds".....
Mark: Hey Lewis, haven't you heard on the news that Swedish police are offering "don't touch me" anti-sexual assault wristbands to women, sounds retarded, right?

Lewis: Yes it does, but really, its the Swedish governments fault for making the decision of deciding to be Mixing Dog Breeds, and letting the black and shekel doggo breeds make offspring with a balls succing vallhund, rather than the balls succing vallhund's preferred mate, the meatball eating "gay Jewish Klansmen" vallhund, which has a higher rate of being a trans (or) genderfluid breed that can die of microwesternic bacteria that can kill it in a matter of seconds and can devore its prolapsed colon in 0.0001 shit-seconds.

Mark: Wow, although I think Trump is an asshole, I wouldn't let a femenist run for President and assasinate the whole cabinet, staff and advisors, or its armed forces with high T testosterone snorting lesbi short hared red bloody faggots who are most likely to fail the test for just being simply, some normal bitches , damn!

Lewis: Most likely, Trump wouldn't mix chihuahua's with Golden Retrievers , with a speckle of black dawg genes, because he likes pure breeds 'alright.

Mark: Sexual assault wristbands, new Nazi shit...

Lewis: *Takes out endangered BB gun breed and shoots Mark*

Mark: *Lays in Aladin carpet*
by SvenskTerrorizer500 March 22, 2018
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Dare for the dog

An alternative name for life giving sustenance, especially for unruly bushmen and animals.
Person 1: God I'm thirsty!

Person 2: let's get a Dare for the dog!
by RD_ May 20, 2022
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take the dog out

To remove one's butt plug.
"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."
by galaxyblues August 18, 2024
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Torso Dogs

A synonym for one's limbs attached to their shoulder. This term (deriving from the recently synonymized word for foot, i.e. dog) is often used in a demeaning tone.
"Get those torso dogs working you filthy animal!"
by Moonn_stone June 26, 2022
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Crazy dog

Somebody known for popping off when things get real. Usually a humble brother that doesnt get mad unless they have to. They don’t always get mad at unimportant stuff but when they do you don’t want to be within a mile radius of them. Gets madder than they should sometimes just because they’re tapped like that.
JD-“ yo don’t mess with that niqqa Raeshawn hes crazy dog around here

Willy-“wym I heard he was soft”
JD-“you’ll think that till he pops off lmao”
by OldDirtyRag March 16, 2020
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Rew Dog

sailor 1: Damn Petty Officer Dingleberry, the office smells like Rew Dog! what did you eat?

sailor 2: Taco tuesday.....
by E4Mafia November 27, 2018
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