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by THEQURIKY911 October 27, 2020
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Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.
Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.
by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018
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ShoRt DoG

Rueda's TeAmMate..his 2ndEyes..She'S HIS MothafuknN Homeboi...
Short Dog (also known as Short Stacks) is a homeboi-like-female that is always running late asf but someone that is down ASF thatll look out
by "ShortStaks" August 4, 2022
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i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
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Dog

The most heavenly and divine thing in existence. All doggos deserve the best, because they are the best. All doggos go to heaven. No bad dogs, just bad owners.
I love my dog, i take him for walks daily
by Poltergeist :D May 9, 2022
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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
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whipped dog

A guy who controlled and on a leash by a woman he is trying to impress
Mathew Ceddia is a whipped dog
by Mathew Ceddia January 6, 2020
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