dead dog

dog thats dead. what more do i need to explain?

"hey bro what do you call a dog that has passed away?" "dead dog"

by brizotv January 22, 2022

Dog

A good boi

I have a pet dog.

by Waffle_pancake February 6, 2022

Frozen Hot Dog Spill

Frozen hot dog spill

A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.

"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”

by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025

Dogs

god

dogs are fucking gods man

by fasjhftuiwhywwthjthkelaadfh May 18, 2019

Dog

Extremely dumb animal that eats poop as well as your buttcrack.

Dumbo ate the viewer’s poop and buttcrack like a dog.

by The bjkhxskjh December 9, 2022

dog sit

Not to be confused with dogshit; dogsit refers to how canines and generally dog-like animals sit upright with their penis and, if not neutered, testicles exposed to whomever may view the pup sitting in the position

Person 1: Yo, your dog is dog sitting.
Person 2: Oh yeah, ha.
Person 1: Dog sit, lol

by JackAttack1U November 15, 2024

Frost Dog

Noun; A nice cold beer out of a mini fridge

“Hey, toss me a booze sickle”
“You mean a frost dog?”

by MobinMan66 January 29, 2021