by jodyskid October 15, 2017
When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.
- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
by Polidicks August 26, 2022
Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017
A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.
Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.
Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.
Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
by Salty-San September 22, 2020
when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 07, 2013
The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.
by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 30, 2020
by Whiskyghost June 27, 2023