When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016
Get the Screaming Unicornmug. by LuvMashine March 29, 2017
Get the Unicorn Milkmug. by muselus February 28, 2020
Get the Reverse unicornmug. When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.
by LumperJumper October 30, 2018
Get the The Majestic Unicornmug. by Obama lover 1 December 17, 2019
Get the Unicorn sexmug. “A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020
Get the Unicorn mommug. A Space Unicorn is the sexual act achieved by taking a dump in a bag and then freezing the turd while trying to make the shape of a unicorn horn. You then take the frozen turd and stab an unsuspecting victim in the stomach with it and then proceed to have sex with the hole.
"Did you hear about that sexual predator that only got off by doing space unicorns? And not the happy kind either.
by Not The Real Chuck Norris April 16, 2019
Get the Space Unicornmug.