Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©
Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!
by 5ft9andfine October 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Flymug. by D-Wills March 30, 2010
Get the Flying Nimbusmug. When a person who has lost a lot of weight resulting in large skin flaps nibbles your nuts while spreading their arms wide, as if in flight.
I'm glad her gastric bypass was a success, however, bitch look like she swooping from trees and shit when she gobblin' deez nuts. She be giving me a flying squirrel fo' sho'.
by SmellzBellz February 23, 2017
Get the Flying Squirrelmug. When in the act of fornication, usually in a porno or an outdoor setting, a fly starts to buzz around either stink hole. Just a fly trying to get drunk on some sweet stink.
by Giganticus dickus February 2, 2017
Get the Sex flymug. When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
by yallreadyknowduke April 6, 2015
Get the Flying Squirrelmug. Developed in the far west of the Czech Republic, a form of foreplay between a heterosexual married couple, in which the male performs aerial feats whilst wearing a batman cape.
by Silver Pigeon April 19, 2018
Get the flying batmanmug. An FPS hack that accomplishes nothing but getting yourself laughed at, especially when the hacker denies that hes hacking. It's extremely funny to see someone randomly flying through the air and denying having hacks.
by DrLejos December 5, 2009
Get the fly hekmug.