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Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
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Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
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Tristan and Makenzy

Tristan and Makenzy the best couple you'll ever see want to know how? Because no matter what there always cling together, like magnets. Additionally The Tristan be the who will be sorry most of the time and make the Makenzy laugh, The Makenzy will be the cutest thing he'll see and make his day also think she has the BIGGEST booty.Now the Makenzy is totally different she full of energy and will be clingy to him and would want do some things with him, She'll be all shy and loud at the same time when the Makenzy see the Tristan she'll be all over him hugging and kissing him all over and misses him sooooooo much when he leaves and will talk about the whole time. Because their perfect for each other 💖
"Awwwww Look they Tristan and Makenzy kiss each other wish I had Tristan and I wish I had a Makenzy"
by Stars of milk November 22, 2023
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Mr. McKenna

Mr. McKenna is the best math teacher to exist. He teaches 7th grade pre-algebra and also life lessons. Sometimes while teaching he will start yapping about random stories from when he lived in New York but it's okay because it's some crazy stuff. Like how he scared off a guy with a gun in a Bed Bath and Beyond bag because his wings were getting cold. Or how he stopped a fight in the streets because he recognized one of the guys as his former student and dragged him back home and threatened to call the dude's mom. He speeds so fast by stop signs that he does not know what shape they are, reportedly saying: "Hexagons, like stop signs.". He will also strike you down if you don't do your math packet. DO NOT FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK PACKET.
Student 1: "DUDE I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT!!!"
Student 2: "rest in peace lil bro Mr. McKenna gon smite you 😭🙏"
by HickoryTavernKid December 7, 2024
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