Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
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by I love maddy November 23, 2021
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Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024
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She is the most annoying weed smoking little bomber you'll ever find.
If you ever see her, please run
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by karrot November 22, 2021
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Maddie is mad.
by Bobby’s World October 4, 2022
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