dark souls dog

Fuck this fucking piece of shit fucking stupid shit

I got jumped by like eight of these fuckers, I hate dark souls dogs!

by Andre of Astora June 13, 2023

Raw Dog

Verb

In Improv, used to describe doing a long form set without any kind of opening to generate ideas, just getting a suggestion and going at it.

"Wow did you see that improv team last night? It was crazy how they just raw dogged their set"

by chumbacabra June 15, 2023

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

Dogs

Toes

*puts toes on someone*
Them: Ew, get ur dogs off me!

by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023

Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog

r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog

by imnt0real June 19, 2023

dumb-dog-fourplay

Dumb-dog-fourplay is a concept regarding the overt social fourplay enigmas that lead others into antics like breaking windows and burning down houses..

The windows of the bar got busted out after the gay bands played last week.. I don't know why they don't like gay bands if they going to instigate more of that dumb-dog-fourplay it's like they gay too..

by 12speed June 21, 2023