by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021
Get the National Stfu you stupid hoe daymug. On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022
Get the National Head Daymug. Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy
by wiggly Penguin March 8, 2023
Get the National Shannon Daymug. by Tbhhiss32 January 15, 2022
Get the National kiss your crushmug. The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
Get the National Punt Daymug. by Justimeyer April 6, 2017
Get the National Calm Yourself Daymug. Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.
Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!
by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024
Get the National Opium Daymug.