National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”
by cartiismysavior May 23, 2023
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National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 06, 2021
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national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.
Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?
by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024
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National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!
Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”
by Heart zzz April 24, 2023
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National Block HiiP Day

On the widely celebrated day of "National Block Hiip Day", people worldwide come together for the single cause, to block HiiP, this is in order to keep up the ritual that stops the otherworlders from reaching our plane of existence.
"It is "National Block HiiP Day", little Jimmothy, today is the day we stop Cthulu from rising from his grave."
by dirty donkus October 01, 2021
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National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them
by tinylol April 11, 2019
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National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019
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