national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

National ask a guy out day

Come on girls don’t be such cowards

Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day

Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.

Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started

by Greygovernment December 6, 2023

National Bully Ebby Day

October 26th is National Bully Ebby Day, a content creator on Instagram. He's a silly little bean and everyone must flood is DMs telling him he is, indeed, a silly bean.

Mega: Aye yo, it's October 26th! National Bully Ebby Day!
Cleo: Time to send the silly bean his DM!
Ebby: Guys please don't-

by xIndiArtsx October 12, 2022

National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023