Steamin Hawking

The act of giving a blowjob when you are in a wheelchair

She rolled up on me in her chair, grabbed the front of my jeans and proceeded to give me the meanest steamin hawking i have ever gotten. that shit made my toes curl and i almost blacked out

by captstabbin July 21, 2024

Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.

Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"

by Platypussies December 28, 2019

Tony Hawk Syndrome

The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.

"Tears of the Kingdom Link suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome."

by Dadsday107 April 28, 2024

hawk too

a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."

That's why i cage my "hawk too."

by Sloma Jack Clucks December 5, 2024

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.

R.I.P. Stephen Hawking

by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018

rat hawk

A nickname given to someone who screeches like a hawk during intercourse, and looks like a hawk while naked.

Girl, I was with Nathan last night, he was such a rat hawk in bed.

by Dildozz69 July 12, 2016

Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019