sleep shitter

One who shits in their sleep without noticing or waking up.

Billy: Ey ma nigg, last night I ate some fucked up sushi.

Billy Bob: Oh word, damn foo did u throw up?

Billy: Nah dawg, I shitted though. In my bed, while I was sleep.

Billy Bob: Aw hell nah ma nigga a sleep shitter! Aaaahahahhaa

by MISS LISA August 29, 2006

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sleeping beauty

People that soffer of narcolepsy, they tend to fall deeply asleep in any circunmstances: while driving, during important meetings, while they are having sex, while they are talking of something or even writing on a black board before a classroom.

Ole: C'mon I cannot take this anymore Jon
Jon: What!? What did I do now?
Ole: You did it again, sleeping beauty! You felt asleep during the meeting!!!
Jon: oopss, sorry... did anybody realize that?

by themilfonian February 10, 2012

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Going to sleep

What you should be doing right after sex.

That was some damn sweet pussy; I'm going to sleep.

by RobertDecker October 13, 2008

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sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

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