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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021
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Lay of The Top

a girl or man has to give the person that showed you or sent you this head or let them smash
hey arianna look "show Lay of the Top" arianna starts giving head
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Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
by LoganPhyve May 4, 2012
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Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging
I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.
by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021
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Lay’s

Lay’s is a Chips brand which makes Hella lit Chips that make a u the very fat Xd
Bruh i just ate some sweet southern heat barbecue flavored lay’s Chips
by Ma nut is hurt April 12, 2019
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lais

omg you must be lais
by your mum and dad with you September 14, 2021
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