knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you
Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️
by Keleajx October 19, 2017
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hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.
It's the hard knock life.
by sigmundur May 18, 2018
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ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors
Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.
by solicitor123 July 27, 2024
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo
I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom
by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019
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tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020
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