The Westcott Flush

When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.

I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.

by The mad crapper April 8, 2025

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023