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digit blocker

After spending several hours chatting someone up online, person A asks for person B's phone number. Person B plays hard to get and indicates that person A just might be lucky enough to get the phone number so person A persists with hopes that person B will eventually give in. Person A SHOULD just give up because Person B is just playing hard to get and who has time for that?
Sam: Dave, ya know I think you're superfly and would enjoy having a chat on the phone, seeing how we've hit it off on the computer for about 12 hours now.
Dave: Um no, I'm just going to tease you for ages before you finally show zero interest in me. At that point, I might give you my number just to see if you still want it.
Sam: Why ya gotta be like that, you Digit Blocker.
by Toozday October 16, 2008
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Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation

A fetish where someone slides their finger in their partner's anus then uses the tight pressure to crack their knuckles.
"My girlfriend lets me use her ass for Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation and my knuckles have never felt better"
by The Random Loon Publisher September 24, 2019
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Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).
" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!
by Sebastian Agner December 6, 2024
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dirty digit

Husband: Fancy a bit of rumpy pumpy tonight dear?
Wife: Yea sure but only if you do that thing I like
Husband: Ok but I'm going to end up with a dirty digit again if you haven't had a clear out...
by Pidgehen February 12, 2017
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Digital estrangement

Loosing someone due to social media radicalization to the where they become unrecognizable. For example, loosing the accepting parent to the {radical} movement.
My mom became digitally estranged from me during the 2020 election.

The concept of digital estrangement describes feeling like you lost someone due to often rapid social media radicalization.
by J. Alex Longstontontonton February 9, 2025
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Digital Nomad

TLDR; people who constantly travel (nomad) and constantly use computers (digital). The latter usually (but not necessarily) to generate income.
But there are these categories, broadly speaking. People who ...
1. ... have a remote job that they can do from anywhere who like to travel a lot.
2. ... have (usually new) money and confuse spending that on some sort of digitally administrable business that isn't sustainable with 'entrepreneurship'. While traveling.
3. ... scam other people by selling guides for how to become one of the above. While traveling.
4. ... record themselves buying, wearing, doing stuff that makes other, equally simple-minded people jealous. While traveling.
If they amass enough of aforementioned simpletons looking at their media, they may manage to generate an income from this.
Often people are in multiple groups.
Twenty years ago you would almost only meet digital nomads from group 1.

Nowadays they seem to be the minority.
Especially people who are rich often call themselves "digital nomads" because the following, better suited terms, sound way less cool:
affluent alien
made migrant
wealthy vagabond
Granny died and left me her fortune.
Finally I can become a digital nomad!
by moellernegger August 10, 2024
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Digital Flick

removing someone as your other half in a social networking site. Usually confirms the end of the relationship in the eyes of everyone else and leaves the floodgates open for potential suiters and that you're good to go.
Jimmy "did you hear Teresa gave Bill the digital flick"
Dave "thank fook, I hear she takes Wavin for Cavan, might try get me some of that"
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