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Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008
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7 Second Challenge

The 7 Second Challenge (or 7SC) is a challenge created by AmazingPhil on YouTube, in which two or more players have to complete a certain task in 7 seconds. If the player fails to do so, they lose.

AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire have now created the app for it, after many YouTubers did the challenge and did not credit Phil for his idea (no offence to them though :)).
Your 7 Second Challenge is that you have to say the names of 5 animals and do an impression of them. GO!
by whatudoinm9 September 14, 2015
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vertically challenged

Very short.
by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009
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Someone who may be stuck without a vehicle to get around in or not on a bus line.
Joe lost his license. Now he's transportationally challenged.
by Electricbike guy October 10, 2012
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Internettually Challenged

Someone who lives in an area that gets shitty download speeds, frequent internet dropouts or otherwise crap internet access.
Chris is a little bit country... He wishes he could raid but his network keeps dropping out in the middle of tanking Hogger runs. He has the heart but well... He's just a little bit Internettually Challenged
by Lord_Shadow October 23, 2012
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verticaly challenged

When a midget has trouble having sex with a normal sized person
Poor little guy that girl wants to give him some pussy but he cant hit it hes verticaly challenged
by Ronin 007 February 13, 2014
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web challenged

The term is meant for individuals who are less than knowledgeable and less than savvy in regard to all things surrounding the internet world.

This would include (but not limited to) navigating the World Wide Web, social media, using email, logging into accounts, how blogs work, or anything associated with web sites/pages.

The challenge occurs when one is trying to manage these various platforms without success due to the learning curve involved.

Not fully understanding how the web works may be due to lack of desire, time spent learning or interest in general.
I must be web challenged this is the fifth time I've tried to update my site.
by AllBiz June 13, 2014
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