checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.

Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017

poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 22, 2012

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

Price Check

When you're uncertain about a fart that just happened, and you need to go make sure it wasn't something more serious.

Be right back! Gotta go do a price check on aisle two, if you catch my drift!

by SherbetTcat May 1, 2021

check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage

I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.

by bippi April 4, 2015

tuck check

The act of looking directly at a woman's crotch to try to determine whether or not she has a penis. Typically performed by cisgender people when they begin to clock a mostly passing trans woman, but are still slightly confused and unsure.

Jessica acted totally normal until she heard my voice for the first time, after which she tuck checked me and thought that I wouldn't notice.

by Anonymous23672367 February 3, 2023