A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Get the Small dick Carlmug. The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
Get the Carl TheRapistmug. 