wanker

somebody who slags chippys off

that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off

by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022

Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.

"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022

J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult

Why would you do that you piss wanker!?

by Baggimac October 5, 2023

Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025

nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.

“That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023

Wanker

A really nice person

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!

by disturbation April 29, 2021