Ja Rule

Wanksta !!!!! Ja rule stands for "I suck"

'Ja rule at being a rapper'
'I Suck at being a rapper'

by Ja Rule Suk November 28, 2003

Rule 34

nothing is safe... NOTHING!

Davvy Jones: You've got a debt to pay, Jack Sparrow...

guy: dude... this is about to go all rule 34 on us

by ukraz March 20, 2010

Rule 127

If something is invincible it cannot be killed. So, if you killed something invincible it was not invincible. Therefore it was NEVER invincible.

Random Man: Kill the invincible dragon.

Me: Rule 127..

Random Man: Oh... Right...

by UpgradedGir November 25, 2011

Rule 777

Rule 777: There is no luck...

Guy 1: I just won the lottery, how lucky.

Guy 2: Rule 777!

Guy 1: Oh...

by vuk777lelol November 10, 2010

Rule of Thumb

During coitus, if you're ready to move from the pink to the stink, but you're not sure if she's into it, you can always gently mash your strongest thumb into her butthole, as if to say, "What do you think?" If she smiles or goes with it, trade your thumb for your cock Indiana Jones style.

SHORT ROUND: Dr. Jones, is that your thumb!
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.

by Strangling Jack April 30, 2010

Rule 413

Rule 413 is: Everything is Homestuck.

All of the things.
All of them.

Alpha: I saw these really cool things the other day, they came in all sorts of colours, and they-
Beta: NO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COLOURS!!!
Alpha: What's wrong?
Beta: Rule 413..!!!!
Alpha: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you!
Beta: My feels..!

by Thoor Tayret March 22, 2013

The Black Rule

He who decides to disappear must stay that course and make no reappearances unless there is urgent and relevant circumstance.

Basically, if you go off the grid, you stay off the grid and don't come back without a good goddamn reason.

Andy Kaufman knows enough to follow the Black Rule.

by Shawnty February 28, 2007