Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."

Medical schools are full of closet gunners.

by thefxxkingcoolkid April 16, 2018

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horizontal closet

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

by Julio Sizzle August 13, 2008

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Water Closet

the act of skipping class in a school bathroom, closet or change room

person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet

person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302

by Spooky Fuckass October 28, 2021

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Water Closet

A term of endearment in reference to the shower

I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet

by TexFPX June 11, 2024

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closeted introvert

A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety

Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser

Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert

by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021

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