a school for social rejects. all the kids smoke weed in the hallways and kick resource base kids. the only thing that people look forward to is eating the crusty ass chicken and chips on a Tuesday. the teachers assume ur mentally ill and destined for nothing. the boys' toilets stink of piss and the girls' toilets smell of pussy wind. craythorne block is dum and parkside block is manky. all the science rooms smell of farts and shit and the teachers blame it on methane. the cracked kids all walk like they sprained their and wear fake Louis Vitton merch and you can be assured that there will always be your friendly neighbourhood year 7 using the toilets as a vape hotbox.
grammar school prick : DO YooU GoO TOo HAmstEAd hAul??
hamstead hall dickheads: yeah waht fam u wan me to kill you and ur whole family i got rar chonnections you know
grammar school prick: whoah bro i dont mean to offend you
hamstead hall chav: yeah get out of here you grammar school prick
* grammar school prick runs away with their flabby arse clapping in the wind and letting out lil spurts of diarheaas*
hamstead hall dickheads: yeah waht fam u wan me to kill you and ur whole family i got rar chonnections you know
grammar school prick: whoah bro i dont mean to offend you
hamstead hall chav: yeah get out of here you grammar school prick
* grammar school prick runs away with their flabby arse clapping in the wind and letting out lil spurts of diarheaas*
by djfbkjq08ythreefoldsource11487 November 23, 2021

by zetlrlllll February 6, 2022

by geargefloyd December 26, 2024

1. All-you-can-eat fried food extravaganza (at Messiah College) with a few popular staples. Namely, Falcon-Fil-A, Chicken Cordon Bleu, and popcorn chicken. Oh, and if you don’t like fried chicken, you’re in luck. We have fried fish that tastes just like it.
2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.
3. The Community Cafeteria.
2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.
3. The Community Cafeteria.
Student1: Did you go to Lottie Nelson Dining Hall this morning?
Student2: No, why?
Student1: Man did I have to take a sh*t after breakfast.
Student2: Yeah, that Egg McFalcon always makes me cream my jeans.
Student2: No, why?
Student1: Man did I have to take a sh*t after breakfast.
Student2: Yeah, that Egg McFalcon always makes me cream my jeans.
by LocoJaime February 21, 2020

halle is the coolest person ever
alot of people dont like halle, but she is incredible.
she is an amazing friend but her laugh is very annoying, get that.
alot of people dont like halle, but she is incredible.
she is an amazing friend but her laugh is very annoying, get that.
Lexi: why are you friends with halle?
Ruby: because halle is funny, amazing and the bestest friend ever
Ruby: because halle is funny, amazing and the bestest friend ever
by Queen..Ruby March 26, 2022

A 'Tom Hall' is a dismissive comment on a cultural or personal phenomenon which reflects a limited understanding of, or concern for, the culture or the person. One delivers a Tom Hall pontifically, with unquestionable righteousness.
Ever watched 'American Pickers'? Oh, you mean 'American Nose Pickers?'
'Me? lecture a drunkard? I'm not stupid'.
My siblings, and many others, have experienced a 'Tom Hall'.
'Me? lecture a drunkard? I'm not stupid'.
My siblings, and many others, have experienced a 'Tom Hall'.
by bisfikisme May 23, 2021
