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National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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National grab ass day

On august 30th you have the freedom to grab all the ass you want
“bro it’s National grab ass day, grab that shit rn”
by booty snatcher😤 August 28, 2019
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I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown
“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass
Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day
by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019
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National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )
1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)
by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019
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National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"
by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022
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Gorgon Grab

The act of finding a turkey and groping it’s gobbler. This was a ritual in the “becoming a man ceremony” often practiced in the Middle East. Recently however it has been adopted into North American culture as a strange but common fetish
by StanleyManley February 8, 2018
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