revolving door friend

a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time

"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."

by ajax23 February 17, 2012

Garage Door 360

It is a position in which the garage door closes on ones head and the person runs in a sideways circle.

Wanna go do some Garage Door 360.

by AHT_27 November 13, 2020

Side-door bragging

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.

Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."

by Cecilemagne April 27, 2011

Saloon Door syndrome

The act of swinging both ways yet unsure of ones sexuality.

The professor and Roberto were so scared of their sexuality that while on the road in the cover of night they took the chance to act on their saloon door syndrome.

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group May 19, 2022

knock on heaven's door

When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.

Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.

by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017

back door bagpipe

Inserting a straw into a person's asshole, taking a hit off a joint, and exhaling into rectum. Then remove straw and press firmly on stomach forcing a smoke fart out. It is then inhaled again and the process is repeated.

My ass is still smoking from that back door bagpipe last night.

Man this is some good weed. Anyone up for a back door bagpipe?

Billy brought in a bag of weed begging for a back door bagpipe.

by super "K" December 8, 2015

whore with one door

A whore who only invites you to use the love canal any poop shoot action or sucki sucki is not likely.

So get up to anything special with Dame Judy Dench last night?
Yes, I fucked her anus and she sucked me off afterwards!
Bullshit, I know for a fact she's a whore with one door.

by little jimmy bob mcriley teh 3rd December 28, 2007