five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

Smooth Dollars

Dollars that are not crinkled so that to fit better in vending machines and strippers' snatches

How much?

$20 smooth dollars homie

by V Priest August 24, 2018

dollar day mary

Any girl named Mary who will, for a single dollar, give it up in a car on a side street.

A girl who will do random sex acts for cash in vehicles is called dollar day Mary

by Big C in FW April 16, 2014

Dollar

A game people play, that occurs when someone says or does something gay. If they call it in time they owe you a dollar.

Joe: ( slaps Chris' but.)
Ryan: that's a dollar!!
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Ryan: woh Chris , that's huge!
Joe: That's a dollar!!

by Dude_yo_cuzz November 1, 2022

A kajillion dollars

Half of 2 kajillion dollars

99.9% of gamblers stop right before they win a kajillion dollars

by SapphireDive August 16, 2022

Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

3 dollar

SUGA of BTS uses a 3 dollar chain. 3 dollar literally means SUGA's chain.

Tony : hey, I like your chain.
SUGA : Oh ! It's 3 dollar.

by agustdsky September 17, 2021