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Digital illness

Is a mental disorder that was created because of social media. People with Di usually show more concern with their digital life over their reality. These people will create fake personalities to fit in, they will attack and abuse people online and sometimes they end up harming their real life relationship by putting their social media over their loved ones. Many of these people have put their own relationship issues out or even seemed attention by using their kids. Some of these people will scam if they had to, they will ask for help knowing they will get it even if they don't need it. Di can be very dangerous if you csnt awe that you have this illness, but if you are very aware of it that's good because you can catch it before it becomes a serious problem. Stress and a bad social life can pull you into wanting to remain on social media, this can pull you into a deep Di poorly.
Skollars Digital illness made him dox a woman because she didn't text him back.
by Tv head February 11, 2024
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Digital Nomad

A person who constantly travels (nomad) and constantly uses computers (digital). The latter usually (but not necessarily) to generate income.
But there are these categories, broadly speaking. People who ...
1. ... have a remote job that they can do from anywhere who like to travel a lot.
2. ... have (usually new) money and confuse spending that on some sort of digitally administrable business that isn't sustainable with 'entrepreneurship'. While traveling.
3. ... scam other people by selling guides for how to become one of the above. While traveling.
4. ... record themselves buying, wearing, doing stuff that makes other, equally simple-minded people jealous. While traveling.
If they amass enough of aforementioned simpletons looking at their media, they may manage to generate an income from this.
Often people are in multiple groups.
Twenty years ago you would almost only meet digital nomads from group 1.

Nowadays they seem to be the minority.
Especially people who are rich often call themselves "digital nomads" because the following, better suited terms, sound way less cool:
affluent alien
made migrant
wealthy vagabond
Granny died and left me her fortune. Finally I can become a digital nomad!
by moellernegger August 10, 2024
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Karen Walker Digits

Short fat northern hormonal sociopath, who has been convinced her daughter is a bit of a minx. A further definition is a brutal and spiteful human being who imparts her long seen life failings as a parent and a women on others through the use of coarse and unfair tactics and words. In summary, a self centered and delusional hormonal breeder of sluts.
You're a useless piece of shit, said Karen Walker Digits to a member of her team, as her daughter walked in with another brown baby.
by Afghan Will April 23, 2018
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Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.
"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11
by Red nine August 17, 2013
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Digital Hoarding

The practice of never deleting a file from online archive; one who practice digital hoarding must do so without guilt or fear from reprisal. They just buy more space.
Itʻs a good thing I practice digital hoarding, otherwise I would never have been able to find that document from 2006.
by LovelyHulaHands September 20, 2023
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digital network

Digitally comprised, compromised and enhanced networking
Join a digital network if you will, as a quirk.
by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009
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Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017
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