Mother Child

When you are more mature than your mother, who insists that she is the mother yet persists to behave like a child

immature parenting
Oh i see your motherchild pretended to overdose, well my mother child pretended to die
by ParmanGolfswing February 12, 2017
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The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!
The Man Child
by Little Timmy you know it! April 29, 2011
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Plantation Child

A black child that was born on a plantation; most likely a slave
Look at dat der' plantation child pick dat cotton
by chinkooooo July 15, 2010
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Meat Child

A disgusting looking mutated meat blob of a child found drawn in books, chalk boards, white boards, magazines, or any where else that can be drawn on, Although they have been rumored to live in certian forest all around the United States, no official evidence has been found to prove this.
The most widely drawn meat child has its eyes melting off its face, no mouth, no legs, slits for a nose and an arm growing out of its head, however, meat children have been seen with a wide verity of features.
Save the Meat Child!
Lets go kick the Meat Child!
The "beef" in that beef and bean burrito is accually made from ground Meat Children!
by Smog the Pyro King June 19, 2007
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Banana Child

The result of banana sex...
Child: Why am i yellow mummy?
mother: You are a banana child... duh!!
by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014
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Dr. Childs

Assistant math prof who is Protas' and Gomez' bitch. He resents them and takes out his frustration by being an asshole to first years and writing impossible exams.
Fuck Dr. Childs I'm going to Protas' lecture, he makes hard concepts seem trivial at best.
by Fancis Begbie April 10, 2009
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freak child

a random person that does so strange things some times but is very nice and lovely
very similar to noob
you're such a freak child
by krazydb October 15, 2008
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