butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep
"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully
by Ball tickler June 22, 2023
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monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.
"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."
by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021
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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 03, 2018
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dj butthole

When a club or venue DJ is terrible and can't keep the crowd engaged their name is assumed to be DJ Butthole
No one is dancing. This dude sucks ass.

(Screaming)
DJ BUTTHOLE!!!!!!
by Piratemothafuckinsteve March 18, 2023
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Brazilian Butthole Burn

You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.
The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.
by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025
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Budda's Butthole

A very amazing mix of soda
Coke:3/4
Orange:1/8
Sprite:1/8
(add mountain Dew if there)
Well, I sure am thirsty for some citrusy type Coke right now, so Imma get some Budda's Butthole to drink
by jeff crawford....not zane August 06, 2014
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Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head
It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole
by Sparkysrevenge4 December 27, 2023
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