Pulling a “Josh”

(Adjective) Creating excuses or the constant urge to complain

Commander: hey where’s Josh? I need him to pull paperwork on SI

LT: He’s pulling a “Josh” again sir and said he has to order more isagenix, he will get to it later.

by Joeyballbag May 13, 2019

pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her

Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.

by Derp93 August 22, 2011

Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)

John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!

by GbayIsCyclone September 03, 2022

Pulling a John

When you are madly in love with underage girls

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!

by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019

Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible

You just went full retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 24, 2024

pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb

You just went fully retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 24, 2024

Pulling a Ferhat

The act of going into a trade with proper ta and a plan on managing your risks. Only to say 'screw it, I'm going all in' when you get annoyed by the first failed trades and ultimately fuck it up completely.

She: oh dear, why are you so sad
He: nothing
She: did you pull a ferhat again?
He: *rage quits and leaves the room*

Typical pulling a ferhat

by Sp0derman July 31, 2018