Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

Poop Wanker

Pejorative for the late Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker (1973-2013), which is used by the detractors to express desdain towards F&F fanboys (including those who make replicas of the cars driven by one of the characters, Brian O'Conner).

Guy 1: "Heya, look at my perfectly accurate replica of Paul Walker's Supra! I can't wait to beat Ferraris!"
Guy 2: "Ugh, another Poop Wanker wannabe."
Guy 1: "Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Cody D. Buni October 10, 2022

Waterbury Wanker

When you have a tiny, ginger micropenis and are also a molester

Don’t be a Waterbury wanker bro. A complete and total monkey spanker

by Rick Junk April 17, 2024

Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel

you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker

by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex

My ex is a wanker

by Yesandnobutmabye June 29, 2020

wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to

trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker

by hideB!tch February 02, 2020