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When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers
by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023
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Atleast, I know when to say: "mhm."

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Person 343: Atleast, I know when to say: "mhm."
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"
Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"
by Matches&Gasoline January 26, 2023
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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I Think I Like When It Rains

A song made by a music artist named 'WILLIS'. AKA the most fire song ever made.
Jen: "Hey, do you know that song, "I Think I Like When It Rains"?
Blake: "Oh, is it by that cool music artist named 'WILLIS'?"
Jen: "YEA!"
by was alive 10 years ago February 16, 2023
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The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
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When you are so bored that

You'll likely come across these types of definitions when you are really bored and type something a typical bored person would do.
"When you are so bored that you type in the whole bible and say lebron James 694201 times. Do something more productive!"
by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025
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