masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.
"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."
by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012
Get the throw a beatmug. 1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.
2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.
2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.
1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.
by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010
Get the Beating Aprilmug. Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy
by BigJson June 25, 2018
Get the beat the wifemug. When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.
Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
by DeanAmine October 6, 2010
Get the beat by the monkeymug. Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!
by proteinmoose March 18, 2014
Get the beat a fagmug. Sick beats - Beats (any form of music, though can refer to specific rhythmic beats) that show truly exceptional qualities; of the highest quality, etc. Can also be used as a general positive adjective.
Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.
Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.
"these beats are MAD siq, cuz"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"
by bezdelnik July 29, 2014
Get the Siq Beatsmug. by teaserus June 2, 2016
Get the beat the feetmug.