when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?
someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
by deporitazfan43 April 24, 2024

When you hustle all day, keep working like crazy and are in execution mode 24/7, you often forget to recognise the amazing things you've built and done along the way.
That's when you need to take some time, reflect, recharge and be proud of what you've achieved: That's "smelling the coffee", or "smell the coffee".
That's when you need to take some time, reflect, recharge and be proud of what you've achieved: That's "smelling the coffee", or "smell the coffee".
"I've been working non-stop on these projects for the last quarters! It's crazy!"
"You should definitely take some time to reflect. Take a step back! Don't forget to 'smell the coffee'..."!
"You should definitely take some time to reflect. Take a step back! Don't forget to 'smell the coffee'..."!
by trex_downasaur June 26, 2020

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

by NimrodTheGreat March 29, 2023

A phrase used by people who have never smelt chloroform and/or those who don't know how chloroform actually works. Supposedly the person will pass out after sniffing a rag soaked in chloroform like in the movies, but in reality they would think it's some kind of cleaning fluid with fragrance if it hasn't evaporated in less than a minute.
He asked "does this smell like chloroform" before handing me a rag that seemed to be wet. I said "yes, that's trichloroethylene and it smells like chloroform"
by vaegsoojumus September 25, 2023

When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
by jval73 December 8, 2011
