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jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015
mugGet the jew bumpmug.

bump juice

When your beach volleyball partner flows the smoothest bump set to you ever...
"Weird...another defender takes a @jakesgibb bump juice to the stratosphere"
by beachvolleyazn July 13, 2018
mugGet the bump juicemug.

Boston Bumps

boston bumps is a very slutty game where a group of people grab a piece of paper with a random number on it from a large bowl. that number is their number for the entire game. one person is blindfolded and a random number is called. The blindfolded person gets three touches to try to figure out who the selected person was. the game keeps continueing and its hilarious to see who guesses horribly off and who is touched where. this game is by far the funniest game ever.
Dude #1: hey bro how did YOU get with that hot blonde?

Dude #2: dude one game of boston bumps and i knew she was sexy so i hooked up with her after we felt eachother up in the game

Dude #1: thats soo unfair bro

Dude #2: well this sluts mine!
by sexy ellie July 17, 2011
mugGet the Boston Bumpsmug.

bump and go

a description of when a male or female has sex but then has to go for some lame reason
John:"Yo me and Cally was fucking so hard but then I had to bump and go I said my mom was dying."
by MonkeyJoe0555 April 21, 2017
mugGet the bump and gomug.

bump-hump

A dance with someone you would fuck, or with whom you would otherwise enjoy pubic area contact while dancing.
I would never bump-hump my mom or dad. Any pubic area contact while dancing with either one would gross me out.
by Sadie Salacious May 4, 2014
mugGet the bump-humpmug.

bump the stump

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.
by JRB55 September 15, 2010
mugGet the bump the stumpmug.

Homie bump

When your homie gives you a lil bump of coke for free
Hey bro, it’s been a really hard day, can I please get a homie bump?
by Realhomiebruh August 20, 2022
mugGet the Homie bumpmug.

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