wanker

1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".

1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker."
2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"

by Mernard May 17, 2006

side winder

A woman that is wearing her thong or G string improperly; usually crooked of to the side.

Hey girl, fix your thong, it's a side winder.

by The ConTessa November 26, 2007

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

wanker

1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.

1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.

by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003

Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...

A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

by AllyBGirl May 11, 2006

Wanker

British vulgarity:

1. One who masturbates.

2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.

Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.

1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.

2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!

by Fu Manchu August 31, 2008

Wankery

Focus- Hocus Pocus (live '73)

Wankery, this is it.

by thenigglet March 24, 2010