National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023

national porkchop day

March 12th

A day to post porkchop on your instagram.

Hey man! Its national porkchop day!

by heartslilaaaaa March 8, 2023

National Shannon Day

Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy

Hi, it's National Shannon Day

by wiggly Penguin March 8, 2023

national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada

Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

by sxetin March 8, 2023

national smack nyash day

a day where ym smack n grab nyash

jayden smacked kiaras nyash today!!
why??
because its national smack nyash day

by smdymzesty March 8, 2023

National Armpit day

National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.

Susan: Its National Armpit Day!

Bob: Get the hell outta here

by kalythebanana March 8, 2023

National Dick pic day

Happens on March 10th

on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis

„Hey babe u know what today is ?“
„No“
„National Dick pic day“
„Ok“ (sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023