are tard

retard

shut up are tard!!! - kyle

by que? October 4, 2003

fucking tard

a person that fucks everything up

words and phrases commonly fucked up holla fitycent whats up and there response is good straight up ridiculously stupid people

by marcus January 19, 2005

slow-tarded

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

courtney-tard

A Courtney Love fan who will forgive just about any of her many transgressions.

Even though Courtney name-drops and prays for Prada, I still love the old cow because I'm such a courtney-tard!

by Buckeroo December 17, 2006

Couche Tard

(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.

1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."

by Boosh81 April 23, 2010

e-tard

The dumbshits who make ecstasy traffickers and manufacturers rich.

Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.

by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 31, 2006

Tardcore

a person who is oblivious to the fact that they are geeky, nerdy, weenish, fucktardy or dweeby, one who believes themselves "holier than thou", awesome, powerful, but is in reality mediocre at best in every standing of the typical human cluster. In other words, a literal egotistical idiot.

"Woman 1:That guy in customer service is an asshole. He can't tie his shoes but he thinks he knows about proper business management.

Woman 2: No, he's just tardcore."

"Fuckers who act like they know everything about anything, man they be tardcore shitheads."

"Kevin the Sea Cucumber from "Spongebob Squarepants", is a prime example of "tardcore".

by Kilderok March 20, 2007