It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.
Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"
Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"
Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"
by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field
coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"
by random persona June 7, 2010

The greatest song of all time. Juice WRLD was COOKING when he made that shit bruh no fucking kizzy. Shit better be coming soon word to googly.
by dpsoxi May 7, 2023

“Is jazmin on her way? “
“Nah she says she is but she is on heather time, she just got out of the shower.”
“Nah she says she is but she is on heather time, she just got out of the shower.”
by Heather Standard Time May 19, 2018

by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021

a meme you write when your in lockdown for two weeks and you no fricking idea what to do in your sad misrable life
by is yeet a crme March 27, 2020

Refers to someone who has no concept of punctuality, and is constantly running late. You can expect someone running on Isaar time to show up to upwards of 2 hours after the agreed upon time of meeting.
by Dylz321 April 19, 2022
