Fourth of July

The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach

Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!

by CCSDCA July 11, 2008

July 10

It's like 420 blaze it except it's

710 dab it because 710 resembles oil upside down referring to hash oil

Bro today is 710 dab it (July 10)!!!

by PowerOfPlastic321 June 05, 2018

July 26

July 26 is national fuck ur bestie day

Want to go to the beach today?
Bro it’s july 26!!
Oh yeah go fuck Jules

by Caroline4444 October 29, 2019

july 25th

July 25th is the day for junkies born before being born, anyone born on July 25th is a crack addict with a side of heroin

Dude that kid Alex was born on July 25th, you know he had a used needle in his ass.

by Viyex October 16, 2019

July 22

The most epic Norwegian celebration ever.

HAPPY JULY 22 EVERYONE!!!!

by XanSka October 17, 2019

July 4th

The birth of the greatest nation on Earth, America.

Anyone who says July 4th isnt the greatest, is a communist.

by BlackGringo July 07, 2015

July 22

July 22 is a depressed day when people are born and they are a a bad bitch to everyone and has a little friends cause they all betrayed her/him

July 22 is the worst day to be born

by Gayassstupiddumbass November 03, 2019