Elephantpus

The offspring of an elephant and a platypus that lives in the Amazon and is raised by Mary Poppins

Bob: Oh my gosh! Look it's an Elephantpus!
Fred: Look it's Mary Poppins!!!

Jimmy: Ride that Elephantpus, Mary, ride it!!!!

by THE AMAZING JULIA May 18, 2014

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015

Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"

by ShartyPants July 3, 2015

Elephanting

The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.

**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***

Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant

by Slobber Knocker October 17, 2015

elephant pain

To inflict a beating on someone that leaves a scar. A pain that they won't forget in a hurry. As in Elephants never forget

He Dissed my Bitch so I give this fool some elephant pain

by The Tw1ns March 16, 2016

elephant syndrome

When bigger, larger people are afraid of smaller more agile people, despite having superior strength. Just as elephants are known to be afraid of mice and men.

Jeff: Dude, Lil Tony said he was afraid to fight Big Sam tomorrow, after lunch.
Allen: I wouldn't be, man, everyone knows Big Sam has a serious case of 'Elephant Syndrome'!

by Jeff Steinburg April 26, 2016