by jlh2 October 18, 2008
Get the booty bottommug. Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
Get the Matt bottommug. 
That girl said she was a pillow princess I knew she wouldn't return the favor but I didn't think she'd be a lazy bottom.
by Justy65 May 19, 2016
Get the lazy bottommug. The middle bottom is the name of the middle bottom possition in a 4 man homosexual pile up. Usually a male that enjoys top and bottom action simutaniously.
by eviljess June 11, 2006
Get the middle bottommug. by notdelilah March 29, 2021
Get the power bottommug. The fluffer bottom is an alien who is sexy except for his "fluffy" (aka slightly fat) butt and likes straight guys
GIRL: That boy is so sexy... too bad hes a fluffer bottom...
OTHER GIRL: whats that mean?
GIRL: hes so hot.. but has a slightly fat butt... and only likes that one guy whos dating the that one girl
OTHER GIRL: whats that mean?
GIRL: hes so hot.. but has a slightly fat butt... and only likes that one guy whos dating the that one girl
by TheRealFlufferBottom October 13, 2011
Get the Fluffer Bottommug.