one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024

Done

A sly way of emphasizing a mates failure or negating their self-confidence. More commonly expressed during top notch banter or in roasting.

Gary: "Lads, I had some Netflix and Chill with Sophie last night!"

Rob: "What, Sophie your sex toy?"

Ben: "Oooh you just got done son!"

Joe: "He's f*cking done you mate! He's done ya!"

by RoboticRansom May 12, 2016

You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.

Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.

by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021

done a zena

When you ask something so obvious as you ask the question you realise you know the answer already.

Also

Asking for help with a task to realise you just haven't followed instructions

Excuse me how do I open this door labelled Pull, I've pushed it several times and it hasn't worked never mind I've done a Zena

I couldn't submit my essay online, so I did a zena and emailed it directly

by COHORT8 August 5, 2023

What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.

If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.

by QuacksO March 6, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Still not done

The musical joke at the end of a piece that seems like it’s ending, but however, though you keep on going, this is kind of to build suspense, but many taking another way

You’ll probably hear a ensemble going “ still not done still not done still not done”

by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023