african christmas

kwanzaa. It is celebrated by the most gangsta thug yn's in the wide world of texas

"Yo fat bitch, you coming over to celebrate african christmas?"
"Please kill yourself."

by Assblaster Bitch February 22, 2025

Lone African

That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.

White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"

by cwisticwistina August 31, 2013

Perfect African Goddess.

Perfect African Goddess is a term used to describe Nobuhle Vila...

I can still remember the day I met the Perfect African Goddess., in Ermelo, wearing sexy outfit, and open heels, just for me.

by Kay JvR September 2, 2023

African not Albino

An African that isn't white. The true black man.

I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

by TooScatty May 22, 2018

African Texter

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head

guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter

by afrosprinter May 2, 2010

African-American Assurance

when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.

African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.

by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019

African Bush Aids

A highly contagious disease that originated in California in the 1980s

Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there

by Bekromorphis February 9, 2019