by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023
Get the African Jamaicanmug. This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)
Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017
Get the african wild lifemug. The African Snowball is the of putting your sweaty black nutsack in a bag of cocaine and the woman/man suck each individual nut until clean
Yea... She was sucking me dry and she asked if I wanted to do a African Snowball and I said sure why not...
by MOARSWAWS August 14, 2022
Get the African Snowballmug. When a man enters his penis into a womans vagina before proceding to have intercorse in the butt while the female feriocsly shits down the mans penis before its insertied back into the womans mouth where she licks it clean and the procces starts again until orgasium
by jihfuiqhfuihrewf April 21, 2022
Get the African blackoutmug. The act of sticking your thumb up your Anus and having another male move your arm back and forth. Similar to the Dutch rudder.
by The big rudder May 7, 2018
Get the african ruddermug. African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How’d you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method. Sock turret and nonsense chant, obviously.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug. I got Africanned last night and I don’t remember anything. Imagine being blacked out but already blacked out.
by KatyRussoProblems May 26, 2025
Get the Africannedmug.