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Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.
Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.
by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
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Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls
Zach is a good friend
by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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Zach

Zach is a buff but slightly chunky guy with a sense of humor like no other, Zach will say and do as he pleases but never purposefully disrespects anyone if he can help it, Zach will show love to those in need but more often than not he is clueless to those who show love back, he is one hell of a guy you do not want to miss an opportunity to meet.
Damn that guy Zach is funny as hell!

As annoying as Zach is, hes reliable and caring
by BIIIGPAPIII February 16, 2023
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Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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some random dibshit: hey Zach can I say "ur mom" in here

Zach: yeah you can
by Pompano April 13, 2021
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zach is a little bitch with no friends and doesnt SHUT THE FUCK UP
by PhilbertKratosIII April 28, 2022
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